condommodel:

bowlingforsoup:

*passes out on smirnoff ice*

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portablemiah:

*inspects ground* its hot. theres been local singles in the area

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folktier:

there are two types of lyric websites

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hummelberry:

hummelberry:

i wonder why triangle shaped sandwiches taste better than square ones?

google is telling me square one’s are ‘too overwhelming’ for some people

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easterbunnymund:

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IM LAUGHING ASO HARD AT THID WHAY THE FRICK

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do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them

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infractos:

its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina

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